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Dirty Martini

Briny, cold, and always ready

33% ABV
8 Drinks
5 min Prep
4+ hours Freeze

About this cocktail

The Dirty Martini is a 1980s American invention, not a true classic, but it is the rare modern drink that batches better than its standard form. Olive brine has more shelf life than fresh citrus, and the vodka-and-vermouth base barely changes character at -18°C. The "dirty" part is the brine, half an ounce per drink, which adds salinity without overwhelming the vermouth. Use a quality olive brine; the cheap stuff tastes industrial. Sicilian Castelvetrano olives produce the cleanest brine for batching.

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Vodka, gin, rum, tequila40% Bourbon, rye whiskey45% Sweet vermouth16% Dry vermouth18% Campari25% Aperol11% Cointreau, triple sec40% Kahlúa20% Juice, syrup, water0%

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How to serve

Pour into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with 2-3 olives on a pick.

Pro Tips

  • + Use quality olive brine - Filthy Food brand is excellent
  • + Avoid supermarket olive jar brine - it's too acidic
  • + Gin works equally well if you prefer botanical notes
  • + Store olives separately and add to glass when serving

Avoid These

  • Using cheap olive brine
  • Adding olives to the batch (they'll get bloated)

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